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Thursday, February 12th, 1987, 1:09 P.M.
Jennifer could not control her excitement. In an instant, she began fantasizing that Charlotte was going to be her bosom buddy and they would be spending all their time together. She even thought that Charlotte was going to present her with a business proposition.
Unfortunately, Jennifer was correct about the latter.
“I’d love to have some fun,” she said. “What do you have in mind?”
“Well,” Charlotte began as she got up out of her chair. “What I have to offer is pretty complicated, in a manner of speaking… And it will probably involve some of the other members of The Uterus… Do you think that’ll be okay with you?”
“Sure, I guess so,” said Jennifer, shrugging her shoulders. “After all, I’m the president of the fan club.. You know how we run things over there. It’s like a military… In fact, you’re the one who wanted to set it up that way.. You encouraged it.”
Charlotte took a moment to reflect on Jennifer’s statement. She smiled and let out a faint laugh as she thought about her evil accomplishments involving the militaristic organizing of some 100,000 women, girls, and teenagers.
“Yes, I suppose I did,” Charlotte remarked, proudly. Jennifer’s proposed statements immediately caused Charlotte to correct her slumping posture and stand up straight. She began strutting around the table like the Supreme Commander of her rambunctious horde of sycophants.
“That being said.. I hope you’re running a tight ship over there,” said Charlotte. “I hope there’s not any dissention among the ranks, if you know what I mean.”
“No, ma’am, there isn’t,” ensured Jennifer. “I’ve got everything under control.”
“Good, good, good,” said Charlotte, who suddenly realized that she was in dire need of a prop to complete her disguise. She walked over to the kitchen counter and grabbed a wooden spoon out of the container of utensils and began banging the scoop portion against her left palm.
“Because I need that, ya’ know… I have to have order and discipline,” Charlotte proclaimed, pointing the spoon at Jennifer. “You know that, don’t you?”
“Yes, ma’am, I do,” answered Jennifer.
“Good… Whadya’ say we get down to business?” asked Charlotte, getting right in Jennifer’s face.
“I’m excited,” said Jennifer.
“You’re excited?” asked Charlotte.
“I am,” she returned.
“Are your breasts engorged and tingly?”
“Yes, ma’am, they are,” ensured Jennifer.
“Good! … That means you’re ready,” Charlotte stated.
All of a sudden, Jennifer’s face got all scrunched-up with confusion. Charlotte’s remark involving her breasts had poor Jennifer wondering if Charlotte wanted her to organize an orgy, or some other disturbing event similar to that. She was worried.
“Perhaps, we should start at the beginning, Jen.. Give you a little background into what I’m proposing,” said Charlotte.
“You’re not… interested in my breasts, are you?”
“No, no, no, nothing like that,” assured Charlotte, relatively ignoring Jennifer’s fear. “Are you familiar with how a company.. or more specifically.. a corporation works?” she asked.
“Well.. I think so,” said Jennifer. “I mean.. I’m sure I understand the basics.. Is there a difference between the two?”
“Oh, most definitely,” said Charlotte. “You see, a company just has one guy at the top.. and he usually owns the whole thing… But a corporation.. is typically owned by a whole bunch of people… They’re called stockholders… Have you ever heard of stocks and bonds?”
“I’ve heard of them.. But I really don’t know the difference between the two,” admitted Jennifer.
“Well, that’s not important at the moment,” informed Charlotte. “The most important thing is that you understand that stockholders own a certain percentage of the company depending on how much stock you own… Does that make sense to you?”
“Yeah, I guess so,” said Jennifer. “Why would there be a difference in the first place?”
“Mmm, there’s all kinds of reasons why a company would jump over to a corporation,” Charlotte started to explain. “The main reason is to acquire capital so that the company can grow bigger and bigger all the time… You understand, don’t you?” Charlotte was trying to keep things as simple as possible.
“Sounds kinda’ greedy,” said Jennifer.
“It is, honey, it is,” admitted Charlotte with a face full of embarrassment. “But that’s the way the world works.. okay? Some people just have to have it all… They get hooked on the power aspect of things… You know what I mean?” Charlotte suddenly realized that this precious, young girl just put her in her place with one, simple utterance.
“Sure, I get it,” said Jennifer. “It’s like an aphrodisiac.” Jennifer was now staring at Charlotte with a wry smirk on her face. She was smart enough to realize that Charlotte had just spilled her guts about her life, her story, and her own, personal intentions regarding this entire meeting. In fact, it was all happening at lightning speed. Not only was Jennifer instantly intrigued, she was already starting to feel like one of the characters that Charlotte had just verbally portrayed.
“Yes.. exactly.. like an aphrodisiac,” said Charlotte, hesitantly. The look in Jennifer’s eyes made Charlotte believe that she had the appropriate girl for her evil plan sitting right next to her.
“And.. am I to assume that you own stock in some of these corporations that you’re talking about?” asked Jennifer.
Holy shit!! Jennifer is catching on quickly! Charlotte was caught completely off guard.
“Yes.. I do,” stated Charlotte, her eyes agog. “My, my… You seem to know exactly where I’m headed.”
This was unbelievable. Not only was Jennifer proving to be much more astute at learning, she was also proving to be a much more eager participant in Charlotte’s master plan; Something Charlotte was undoubtedly pleased with. Obviously, Jennifer was much better at economics than she was at algebra.
“So, where do I come in?” asked Jennifer with a malicious tone.
“Well… the whole idea is to buy stock at a lower price… and then to sell it at a higher price,” explained Charlotte. “That way… you make more of a profit.”
Jennifer’s demeanor had completely shifted from the jittery, overwhelmed fan-girl, to a cocky, over-confident, adult bitch in a matter of seconds. It was an extraordinary Jeckyll and Hyde transformation.
Maybe it was the coffee. You knowledgeable readers are aware that coffee was what Dr. Jeckyll drank in order to turn himself into Mr. Hyde, right?
“And… am I to assume… again… that there are ways of bringing the price of these stocks down?” asked Jennifer.
Charlotte was now the person that was overwhelmed. She stared directly into Jennifer’s eyes without blinking and slowly uttered her response.
“There are,” she stated.
“And… would some of these ways.. involve… myself… and several other.. attractive girls, and/or women… who just might be members of a certain fan club… that you preside over with an iron fist?” asked Jennifer in the most coy manner possible.
The biggest shit-eating grin of all time began to emerge over Charlotte’s face.
“You catch on quickly,” she said.