Valley of the Go-Go’s

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BELINDA

So, where is she
today, anyway?

KATHY
(sucks a drag from a joint)
You talkin’ about
Charlotte again?

BELINDA

Of course.

KATHY
(holding it in)
I think she’s downtown
meeting with some people.

BELINDA

About that apartment
building, right?

KATHY
(exhaling)
Yeah, I think so.

GINA

See— now how do
you know this?

KATHY

Because I open up my mouth and I talk
to her, Gina. It’s not that bigga’ deal.
She’s not going to hide anything from
you. If you want to know about what she’s
doing, just ask her. She’s happy to talk
about it.

GINA

Ah, forget it.. I don’t understand
any of that shit that she’s
talkin’ about… And sometimes I
think she’s just trying to confuse me.
I can tell by the look on her face.

KATHY

Well, that’s your problem.
If you don’t understand it,
then don’t worry about it.
She’s not going to rip us off.

GINA

She better not.
I’d have to kill her.

KATHY

On the other hand, if you
don’t understand what she’s
doing, you won’t be able to
tell if she’s ripping us off.

Gina concedes.

BELINDA

She was tellin’ me the
other day about some
company that she’s all
jacked-up about.

KATHY

Yeah, me too!
That software company, right?

BELINDA

I don’t know— maybe.

GINA

What the hell is software?

KATHY

It’s the stuff that tells
the computer what to do.

BELINDA

I don’t know, but she
was pretty excited about it.
She’s into all that..
technology stuff.

KATHY

Yeah, it’s called Micro.. Span,
or Micro.. Spot… Micro something.
I can’t remember
what she said.

BELINDA

She said she liked it because
the guys who own it were
real nerds. She said she puts
her “trust” in that kind of thing.

GINA

So.. then.. we’re invested
in it, right?

KATHY

Yeah, I guess so. When
Charlotte invests in something,
we’re all invested in it.

BELINDA

See, I think that’s a mistake.
I think all this computer stuff
is gonna die out. I think
it’s just a fad.

KATHY

Uh, I don’t know about that.
You can buy one for your
house now. That’s pretty cool.

BELINDA

Yeah, but I don’t think people
care about having a computer
in their house. After a while,
it will just sit there collecting dust.
You’ll see— mark my words.

GINA

I still can’t believe we own
an apartment building! That is
beyond cool. Can we go over there
and kick some people out?

KATHY

The idea is not to kick
people out, Gina.

GINA

I was just kidding,
Miss Know-It-All.

BELINDA

She said she wants to
own a building someday.
Pretty soon, actually.

GINA

What do you mean, a building?

KATHY

Ya’ know— a fuckin’ building.

GINA

Oh, well, thanks for clarifyin’
that, Kath. That clears
things right up.

KATHY

A building… Ya’ know—
a skyscraper.

GINA

She wants to buy
a skyscraper?!!

KATHY

Well, I don’t know about
a skyscraper. I don’t know
how much sky it’s actually
gonna be scraping. Especially
out here in L.A… They don’t
make em’ that tall out here.

GINA

Yeah, why is that?

BELINDA

Because of the earthquakes.

GINA

Ohhh.. Really?

BELINDA

Yeah, you didn’t know that?

GINA
(embarrassed)
Yeah… I knew… I just
thought it was for
other reasons, too.

Kathy and Belinda
look at each other
and smile.

BELINDA

Oh, and she also told me
they’re just about ready to
break ground on our mansion.

GINA

Break ground?

BELINDA

Yeah, I got that term from Charlotte.
I love saying it. It makes me sound
like I know what I’m talkin’ about.

KATHY
(towards Gina)
It means they’re gonna
start construction soon.

GINA

And I am gonna kick the shit
out of both of you if you
don’t stop gangin’ up on me.

BELINDA

Ganging up on you?!!
After what you two
just did to me?

Kathy and Gina
laugh and high-five
each other.

GINA

How long is it gonna
take to build that thing?

KATHY

Like.. a year and
a half, I guess.

GINA

Oh, man, that long?
I wanna get started.

KATHY

That’s what Charlotte said.

GINA

Bummer.

BELINDA

It takes that long because
of all the stuff we’re gonna have.

KATHY

We’re gonna have everything,
Beano— Tennis courts, a band shelter…
indoor swimming pool…
Even a golf course.

GINA

Omigod, I can’t believe it.
This is gonna be so awesome.
We’re gonna have the sickest parties.

 

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by Clark Wright