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Continued from page 68…

 

Friday, July 11th, 1986, 9:17 P.M.

 

 

CHARLOTTE
(shaking her head)
Oh, man, Kathy, you are
really something. Hmm-
hmm.. Ha-ha-ha.

Kathy is confused. She
thought she had
Charlotte on the ropes.

CHARLOTTE
(continuing in a mocking tone)
Oh, yes, Kathy, please tell me
all about Belinda and Myles.
I’m so in the dark about those two.
Please give me all the information
that you have on them.

Charlotte laughs in the
most mocking way that
she can.

KATHY

Did I say something funny?

CHARLOTTE

HA-HA-HA…
Yeah, you might say that !
What is wrong with you,
Valentine?! HA-HA-HA.

KATHY
(eyebrows raised)
I’m sorry?

CHARLOTTE

You don’t think I know
about Myles and Belinda?!!
Where have you been? I
thought you were spying
on me?

KATHY

She told you?

CHARLOTTE

Of course, she told me!
She told all of us! Those were
the first words that came out of her
mouth when she arrived at
the mansion that week.

KATHY

Really?

CHARLOTTE

Yes, really… She flew into the
kitchen, screaming and carrying-on
like some kind of contestant from
“The Price is Right.” Talkin’ about
how in love she was with Myles.
She blabbed about it for the first
two hours.

KATHY

Huh… Well, I guess I
wasn’t there.

CHARLOTTE

No, you weren’t there, Kathy…
You didn’t show up until the
day of the party. That’s why your
little presentation here got all
fucked-up. You weren’t there to
do your homework…. Ohh, but don’t
worry about it, honey… We all screw
up our lines from time to time… In the
meantime, however, I guess I’d better call
ol’ Leonard Katzman over on the set of “Dallas”…
you realize I know him personally…
and tell him you’re not quite ready for the
role yet… You’ve got a lot more
rehearsin’ to do. Patrick Duffy’s lips
are just gonna have to wait…
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

KATHY

I thought I was the only one
she told. It seemed like it.

CHARLOTTE

Well, I guess you don’t know your
BEST friend the way you think you do.
She couldn’t wait to tell us.

KATHY

Hmm, well, I guess this one’s
on me. Don’t I feel like the fool.

CHARLOTTE
(triumphant)
Ah, like I said, Kath, don’t worry
about it… You tried… You gave it
your best shot… and you failed, that’s
all.. BUT, it does look like we’re back to
square one.

KATHY

Square one?

CHARLOTTE

Well, sure… You’re back to having
nothing… You’ve got no proof of
anything… You’ll never get a judge to
issue a warrant for those offshore
accounts. You’ll never get The
Commission to look into my holdings…
And, on top of all that, we’ve got a dead
body buried in the back yard with your
fingerprints on it… I’d say, all in all, Kathy,
that pretty much means that you’re
well-fucked.

Kathy is not beaten—
Not yet.

KATHY

You think so, huh?

CHARLOTTE

Yeah… I’d say so.

KATHY

I think I know Belinda pretty well.

CHARLOTTE

It sure doesn’t seem like it.

KATHY

You think you know her?

CHARLOTTE

Well.. I think I know her a
lot better than you.

KATHY

Really?

CHARLOTTE

Absolutely.

KATHY

Do you think you know Myles
pretty well, also?

CHARLOTTE

Sure… I know Myles pretty well.

KATHY

Would you like me to tell
you a little story?

CHARLOTTE

Oh, please.. by all means.