Monthly Archives: August 2020

23   Continued from previous page...     JANE Oh, I'm sure he does. What's going on with you two, anyway? Does he wanna marry you? CHARLOTTE Marry me? I…

22   Continued from previous page...     CHARLOTTE I can't believe you just said that. JANE What? CHARLOTTE  I just read an article about her in OMNI magazine. JANE…

21   Continued from previous page...   CHARLOTTE Jane, hearing about how your ass is sore because you've been riding your bike up a bunch of steep hills is not…

20     Continued from previous page...     CHARLOTTE (gasps) Nooo! JANE Yeah, and you could tell he was sorta' pissed too, cuz' it looked like we were totally…

19   Continued from previous page...   JANE Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry, Char, I didn't mean it like that... I agree. You're the creamiest. CHARLOTTE Actually, I don't…

18   Continued from previous page...   CHARLOTTE Oh, I'm weird? Who's the one who came up with the idea of making a flag out of a pencil and sticking…

17   Continued from previous page...   CHARLOTTE Ooh, that's not a bad idea. Wait.. How would they know it's my shit? A lot of people would like to do…

16     Tuesday, March 5th, 1985, 9:33 P.M.     For most adult Americans, weeknights are filled with mundane ablutions and tedious routine. The only saving grace being the…